~ Thom Wants U N I To Get Some ASS!!! ~

Alright. So I'm at work tonight. Some Church Group just got off the lanes. I go over to go clean up, like the good worker that I am, And I look down at the floor. "Holy shit is that Shit?" I ask myself? Ray was also there and she said "Naw! That's just chocolate." so I shrugged it off. She got the mop and cleaned it up, and then I was walking away and got a bad "woof" of something. So I go back over to Tim and Ray and tell them I seriously thought it was Shit due to what I smelt, and Just as I finished talking, some lady came up to us and told us there was a mess under the table on lane 6. We asked what it was and she said "Well...your first guess is right" We looked at each other and there was one thing going through my mind "6 Bucks an hour, and 2 shifts left, I'm not cleaning that shit up!" *No pun intended* So Ray did it... And when me and Tim were searching through some shoes...I unfortunatly found a smeared pair...which stank, and I mean S-T-A-N-K. So we through those things out... Look ppl, All I'm saying is, how do you pull that shit off? *Again, no pun intended* These ppl were all old enough to know how to use a toilet.
Here's the play-by-play to what I think happened:
Girl (because it was a girl, I witnessed her return the shoes) got a strike or something, and got over excited, So she shit herself. Then she sat down. On impact, the shit was released from her undies to her pants. Then she thought "Shit!! *hehe, not meant* I have to go to the bathroom" When she rose to go to the bathroom is when I believbe the shit ran for freedom down her leg and onto the floor. Her scurry to the bathroom would explain the skidded marks of shit on the floor, and the smeared shit on the shoes. Then, when she entered the bathroom to sit down, having sat and smushed the shit, it was on her ass cheeks, therefor placing it onto the seat aswell when she finally sat in the proper place. And to top it off, the bitch clogged to toilet and poor Ray almost lost her Dinner plungin' it out...
Go Home if you have to shit ppl...