~ Thom Wants U N I To Get Some ASS!!! ~

Ok. So, when I woke up this morning I was really sick. So I decided to stay in. I found myself feeling better a little while after I woke up. Now, sadly, I am feeling even worse. You see, with the free time I had this afternoon, I decided to clean up some mess in the dorm, and get some laundry done. Well, when Allie came home, she realized this was a great idea and decided she'd get some of her laundry done aswell. I was in the process of having to dry all of my clothes, I had no more that needed to be washed. So, when Allie's clothes needed to be dry, there was no dryer left for her. Because the one below mine had some abandoned clothes inside. We reached in, gave them a feel - Dry! So, we began to take the clothes out and neatly fold them, Like your suppose to do when you take someone's clothes out of the dryer.
All was going well until I pulled out an article of clothing and a pair of undies fell to the ground. Allie and I stopped to a dead hault. This was no ordinary pair of undies. These undies were stained... The color was undiscribable. A mix of yellow/brown and a hint of green. This was disgusting. So we both knew neither would touch the violated article. I gazed around the room to find a coat hanger, the poor innocent coat hanger... I used it to pick the shamefuls and place them in a near by box. Caustiously, we continued through the rest of the load. *haha*
Half expectingly, we came across another pair. Only...these were worse. Yes my friends...worse. This brought Allie and I to the act gaging. Mike, a guy from down the hall, was hanging out with us while we were doing our laundry. Curious as to what was happening, he came in and looked. Poor guy shouldn't have been subjected to that.
Could things be worse you ask?? Yes... we recognized the clothes...we know who it is. I'm going to leave her nameless for now. But Jesus...thats sick isn't it?? How can you not wipe your ass?? Man...I feel sick...again