Wednesday, February 11, 2004
Long Time No Post
Friday, December 05, 2003
The Girl Who Had To Live In Silence...
21 Qiuet Hours is now in effect. It's harsh let me tell ya. We can only make noise during a 3 hour span from 4pm-7pm...and it's hard. When Allie and I woke up the first day it started we forgot it was quiet hour...if there was a proctor around, I'm sure we would have gotten fined. Thankfully there wasn't. We woke up around 10, got breakfast around 11...and by 12 I reached my peak. I didn't think I could handle it anymore. I was sure I was going to crack. Uncontrollable laughter took control over my body... Allie whispered for me to block the sound using my pillow. It helped...but it was still a close call. I thought to myself - How will I last the remaining 7 days of this torture? Thankfully I leave on Wednesday, unlike Allison, who only leaves the following Saturday.
I talk loud...I laugh loud...I type loud...I believe I am naturally loud. It is only a matter of time until I receive a fine...When will it happen? How many will I receive? What will I be doing when I get it?
Today, around the same time as yesterday, I was struck with the urge to laugh again. Allie signaled for me to use the pillow so I chose to use the run and dive technique...this was bad. The sound of my head smashing against the hard wall, I'm sure, was much louder then my laughing. Then my cries of pain really topped it off. Now Allison was the one laughing. This wasn't funny...due to quiet hours, I almost seriously injured myself. Could I have sued? Who would be liable for such an incident?
Madness...sheer madness is the only explanation. As you walk through the building of Rigby Hall...you hear nothing. Silence has now taken over...a fate worse then death itself.
I don't know if I have the power to control myself. I don't think I can last much longer....this will be my end...
Farewell to all of whom I loved...
Thursday, September 25, 2003
Laundry Day
All was going well until I pulled out an article of clothing and a pair of undies fell to the ground. Allie and I stopped to a dead hault. This was no ordinary pair of undies. These undies were stained... The color was undiscribable. A mix of yellow/brown and a hint of green. This was disgusting. So we both knew neither would touch the violated article. I gazed around the room to find a coat hanger, the poor innocent coat hanger... I used it to pick the shamefuls and place them in a near by box. Caustiously, we continued through the rest of the load. *haha*
Half expectingly, we came across another pair. Only...these were worse. Yes my friends...worse. This brought Allie and I to the act gaging. Mike, a guy from down the hall, was hanging out with us while we were doing our laundry. Curious as to what was happening, he came in and looked. Poor guy shouldn't have been subjected to that.
Could things be worse you ask?? Yes... we recognized the clothes...we know who it is. I'm going to leave her nameless for now. But Jesus...thats sick isn't it?? How can you not wipe your ass?? Man...I feel sick...again
Thursday, September 11, 2003
BUT!!!
Before this all happened, I was doing...something?? And I lied on my bed and I heard "AHAHAHAHA!" and when I got up Allie informed me there was a hole in the ass of my pants!!! Thank god I spent so much time SITTING in my classes today!!
Anyway, I'm going to end this now. I'm off to The Blue Door tonight. Should be fun! Anything to get out for the evening :D
Tuesday, September 09, 2003
Cole, The boy across the hall
I had let things go on this way until Sunday. The drinkng ban had been lifted at noon and when I arrived home around 4:45, the entire residence was drunk. Allie came into the room, she said "get yo' drinking glass, and come to Cole's" (this, people, was the boy across the hall) *Allie is frantically laughing, as I dramatically read aloud my typing...)
Anyway, I followed, he mixed some drinks, we set off. Down the stairs and along the halls, he lead us. Into strange, unknown rooms, with just as unfamilar people. *She's really starting to distract me now* *j/k bff* As I was saying, eventually, Some dickwad entered the room and began to "mack" unsuccessfully on mutliple woman, finally landing on Allison. As he departed for a moment or two, she struck an alliance with this Cole character, the boy across the hall. His job was to act as a..."blocker" as she called him, From the dickwad. He immediatly placed his arms around her and I must say, If I myself had not known, I too, would have been fooled. Alas, the Dickwad had taken the hint but Cole...took more out of the experience then he should have.
Allie and Cole, the boy across the hall, had left to go refill on their drinks. I, on the otherhand, headed back to my room to do my studies...a.k.a to Allie, as talking to Andrew on the phone (she was peeved, I was not drinking) Anyway, The real problem started to unfold that night. While Allie and Cole, the boy across the hall, had began to spend some time together. This is when conversation got intense. I'm not meaning sexual, you pervs, I mean, he mentioned me! This...was bad. It wasn't "oh, she funny." or, "oh, she's nice" no...it was "Allie, Look, she can't be with you, All the time!" When Allie said these few short words to me, I knew...not you! This was not one I would be fond of. If anything were to strike between these two, I would not accept. I would make things so difficult for him, he would not even begin to phathom what to do with me. No one, and I mean no one, says the Best Friend is not to be around. Cole, the boy across the hall, needs to realize, I came first! Just like Jesus. People don't go walking around church telling the Prist, that God is not welcome. How dare he say I'm not. Bastard! That boy across the hall!
There will be trouble. He better pray! Not to God...To Me!!
Friday, September 05, 2003
Anyway, I'm meeting Andrew soon. Yay! (I have to walk..fuck)
byebye
Thursday, September 04, 2003
Man, these bastards shuttled us off to campus tonight for the T-Pin ceremony and left us stranded without a shuttle for the way back. So, I bravely crossed a 4-lane highway to get home :D I'm one of those stupid kids who ends up being road kill. Well, I'm out for now. p.s- Allan, if you read this. Get in contact with me for the love of fuck. Everyone made me worried sick about you!!