~ Thom Wants U N I To Get Some ASS!!! ~

Ok. Al Nicky and I are in a really bad mood. We need to be with "The Family" now, But due to transportation reasons, we cannot be. So the four of us are split... And I'm left by myself...to eat all of this watermelon...that'll teach my parents to not let me have the car...mwa ha!! I don't feel so good...maybe that's because without the family, I'm incomplete. lol Right Al Nicky? You got it!

Yeah, so when I got off work tonight, I went upstairs to go talk to Al Nicky and Tuff Titties. Somehow, which I am unable to backtrack, we came to the topic of me having a fetus...growing from my anus. But this isn't enough. Apparently the fetus is teething, which is causing me a great amount of discomfort. And it has thick dark hair that resembles the hair on Allie's leg's. And he smiles funny... He needs braces but I'm not about to go to the dentist about it. Knowing my luck I'd start to take my pants off to show him and he'd call the cops. Before I would be aware of my surroundings, I'm in the back of a cop car being told I have the right to remain silent. (if you know me, the last part is that unrealitic type of funny)
Anyway you guys. This little bastard doesn't have a name. So I need help with some ideas. If you have any, let me know ;)

Well, Last night, Al Nicky, Tuff Titties and I all went to T.T'S (Tuff Titties) and drank. Holy crap, Tiff made us a drink and it was amazing. I'm so pleased she's a bartender. The night was over all interesting. And enjoyable until Allie put in a sad cd and we started talking about our problems...a.k.a - guys. This is why girls should never drink without guys. When you drink with them, you love them. When you drink without them, they're "idiots" lol I hope guys aren't the same way when they drink...
So Tiff had to brake into my house this morning...I've misplaced my house key and no one was home.
Also, I'd just like to let you all know that I found "Memoirs Of A Geisha"   in Tiff's room, so I took it to read. Geisha are cool shit! I wanna be one...

Omg. Last night was incredable. GTB (Grand Theft Bus) put on a free show at the boardwalk. When I showed up I met up with Allie and Tara. Tara was talking with some chinese dude so Allie and I peeled and when we saw the huge crowd, we thought it would be impossible to find Allan and Andrew. But, I spotted Allan within 5 seconds. Andrew apparently was sitting down with the children somewhere up front *lol* Anyway, we all ended up together when GTB started to play. There's nothing more exciting then having a strangers ass rub up against your back due to lack of space...
We also ran into Ass (Scott) and Adrian. Over all the night was truly interesting. I had an awsome time and so did Allie. Yay Team Us.
The moral of last night was that Different people CAN   hang out. Why is that, Andrew? Because it's The Only Explaination!   te he he

Holy Crap...I need some action, I mean, I'm gonna start humping the wall or something...

I hate guys...so much trouble, not worth the time. They suck really! Al Nicky here's me on this one
-Blah!

Alright, I left my house around 1pm yesterday thinking I was going for coffee with Al Nicky and Tuff Titties *a.k.a Tiffany* Well, we went to the boat...and then when we left, I thought to Timmies...but we went to Tiff's, then we left, I thought to Timmies again...but we went to the mall. Finally, at like, 8pm, we went to Timmies on Hickey Rd where I once again flashed my thong to unsuspecting Drive Thru customers...Then we ended up at the boat again where I danced 80's style to some groovin toons. Tiff and I dropped off Al Nicky, went to Tiff's and tried to get her parents to help me form a STRAIGHT PRIDE PARADE!!! And I figured out what I'm going to do *secret* heh heh Then we went to Timmies...again. I got home at 12:30am...zzZZzzzZZzz

I think I want another tattoo.... And I've been seriously considering getting my tongue done lately. The latter of the two would definatly be done once I move to Freddy...I think my parents would handle it easier that way...

Ok, Allan always complains about bad days at work...but he never seems to mention that being blessed with my wonderful presence on a horrible tuesday night makes all of his problems seem so insignificant.... I wonder why?

Ok. So I was on the Phone with Al Nicky *a.k.a Allison* and somehow we got on the topic of stupid embarassing things that we do. So I had to write about it. Now I'm not sure if you guys talk to yourselves but I know I do...and so does Al Nicky...and so does Dave Matthews actually... but anyway, we were talking about times we have been caught. Have you ever been caught? Allie was telling me that she was once singing into a mirror with a brush, and her mom walked in, so she started brushing her hair and said "what?" as if she could fool her mother... I was in the bathroom once doing the exact same thing...and my brother tried to be all stealthy and walk up to stairs to scare me, and when he popped in the door, he realized what i was doing and gave me a look that pretty much told me I was stupid...why the hell didn't I shut the door that day? I was angry once and not making any sound, managed to talk to myself. full facial expressions and everything....and who else but my brother walked in saying "wtf are you doing?" and I said "what? me? ...huh? Nothing...bye!" and left! lol, my god people truly are stupid! Or maybe thats just Allie and I...but I know you all do it too *eyes you all* And I know you all play the air guitar when your listening to a catchy toon and you start to believe your a rock star and that you have fans and groupies! Don't lie!! You make me sick....

Well Hello. Is this the bottom of all that is sad? Me creating a blog when I'm bored. I'd say so...Well I must say I'm in a bad mood right now. I was all fine and dandy until my mother came home and complained that I did nothing all day. Is it my fault that I am lazy and would rather sit and stare at whatever makes a room messy, instead of picking it up? I think not...Where was she when whoever left it there, left it there? That's how I see it... Then in the middle of watching a show, she tells me she wants to watch her show...so I gently tossed the remote...which shattered when it hit the wall a few inches behind her head... I wonder where it was that I learned to put something like that back together? And have it still work... I'm technically impaired... that's why the thought of a me having a blog makes me giggle like a pathetic little school girl. haha, that reminds me of being giddy when you have a crush. "crush", so childish! Allie...you childish fool! bah I'm done for now. This is mostly a trial post.