~ Thom Wants U N I To Get Some ASS!!! ~

Well. It's Sunday night. I move tomorrow. No matter how much I think about it, it doesn't feel like anything is going to drastically change. It still seems like I'll be living here, and calling up my buddies to see if they want to hang out. But, reality is, daddy's car isn't going to be out in the driveway anymore, and those friends I hang out with arn't so close either. Sure, Allie's my roommate, and Andrew will be a casual walk away, but my whole Riverboat Crew is so far away. Friday must have been the hardest day for me this summer. Having to say goodbye to everyone I've been so close with for over a year was heartbreaking. I went in to say goodbye to the ppl working today, but I couldn't stay long. I didn't want a "scene" (That's why I peeled Allan...)
When I was leaving, I ran into Cory, so I picked him up and drove him home. He's going to be living the level below me in Rigby, and moving hasn't sunk in for him either. Or Allie... When our parents finally leave us tomorrow...I bet her and I are just gonna stand in the middle of the dorm and scratch our asses.
Anyway, Allan and Titties, you know you two are forever welcome at our place. Plan weekends to come up together if you must!!!
Well, I have to go load the car...byebye

Alright. So I'm at work tonight. Some Church Group just got off the lanes. I go over to go clean up, like the good worker that I am, And I look down at the floor. "Holy shit is that Shit?" I ask myself? Ray was also there and she said "Naw! That's just chocolate." so I shrugged it off. She got the mop and cleaned it up, and then I was walking away and got a bad "woof" of something. So I go back over to Tim and Ray and tell them I seriously thought it was Shit due to what I smelt, and Just as I finished talking, some lady came up to us and told us there was a mess under the table on lane 6. We asked what it was and she said "Well...your first guess is right" We looked at each other and there was one thing going through my mind "6 Bucks an hour, and 2 shifts left, I'm not cleaning that shit up!" *No pun intended* So Ray did it... And when me and Tim were searching through some shoes...I unfortunatly found a smeared pair...which stank, and I mean S-T-A-N-K. So we through those things out... Look ppl, All I'm saying is, how do you pull that shit off? *Again, no pun intended* These ppl were all old enough to know how to use a toilet.
Here's the play-by-play to what I think happened:
Girl (because it was a girl, I witnessed her return the shoes) got a strike or something, and got over excited, So she shit herself. Then she sat down. On impact, the shit was released from her undies to her pants. Then she thought "Shit!! *hehe, not meant* I have to go to the bathroom" When she rose to go to the bathroom is when I believbe the shit ran for freedom down her leg and onto the floor. Her scurry to the bathroom would explain the skidded marks of shit on the floor, and the smeared shit on the shoes. Then, when she entered the bathroom to sit down, having sat and smushed the shit, it was on her ass cheeks, therefor placing it onto the seat aswell when she finally sat in the proper place. And to top it off, the bitch clogged to toilet and poor Ray almost lost her Dinner plungin' it out...
Go Home if you have to shit ppl...

Ok. So yesterday was an awesome day. I was "Going to Allan's for Dinner" and we had to "swing" by Tiffany's for "just a second" and by just a second I mean the whole night because there was a surprise gathering in her basement for a going away thingie for me. I must admit, it wasn't THAT big of a surprise because some people kept letting some things slip like Allie who said something like "Yeah at the party tonight, me and tiff blah blah blah" And just mentioning people who weren't suppose to be at "Allan's" So I had a hunch of what was going on. Even though I didn't get drunk, I still had fun. Allan Defeated the entire mini keg. Now Allie and I must think of some type of surprise for him. When actually Allie is the one who challenged him...so I really don't know how I became part of this. Tiff sadly had a bad migrane which kept her away from the party most of the night. Jill and Alex came and brought me a desposable camera, which I took lots of random picks with. Many included Allie in some type of indecent pose/position. lol For some reason I suggested she take her pants off...All the guys seemed to cheer with me on that one. Adrian had to tell me my fly was down, which was absolutly beautiful considering I was lacking Undies...What else happened? Ah yes, Allie had a cooler named B&J, so we called it BJ. And at one point I yelled "I LOVE BJ'S!!" and Tiff's dad came down in the morning and told me he heard it all...I wasn't even ashamed lol. Crazy thing happened. I told my parents about the party. They asked if I was drinking. I said yes. They didn't care...could hell be freezing over? Anyway, last night was awesome. I loved it. Thank you to those who took the time to plan it for me. It's much appreciated. :D love ya's all ;)

Ok. So last night, The Fam hooked up. And we had quite the night. First of all, The four of us went SMALL ball bowling which was definatly an experience. We're all use to big balls ;) And even tho I did better then Allie the entire time, she walked out with a better score then me *Cough* Cheaters *Cough* Anyway, there was a bathroom there, but Allie didn't go. Then we went to DQ so Ballan could get some food. Again there was a bathroom there, but Allie didn't go. Then we went to Tim Horton's so Allie and I could get our coffee fix. There was also a bathroom there but Allie didn't go. Anyway, we went back to "The Spot" where there was no bathrooms, and that's when Allie decide's she needs to go... So she brings me with her. It was damp out so we rolled up the pants and started walking to a place where she could huddle in some bushes and suddenly we hear "What are you doing?" from some girl who must have been about 5 yrs old. But we couldn't see her. And the more I think about it, the more I get creeped out about it. We kept walking tho, until we heard it again. Then we started running back to the car. The ground was muddy and before I knew it, I was lacking a sandal!! I looked around and it was no where to be seen. It was in the ground!! I had to dig it out. So there I am...covered in mud...for Allie. We went back to Ballan's and I washed up in his bathroom. I was in a bad mood for a bit...Then we all got on some random conversations. Anyway, that's about it. Last night was definatly interesting. And right now, I'm eating the best fruit salad for breakfast :) Yay me!

Alright. So sunday when I was hanging over on the couch, Tiff came to sit on the other couch. Working in the bar that day was Adrien. A "sexy bodied hottie" which almost made her "cream her pants". So realizing they were alone, she decided to mack it up with him. But Tiff came over and "ruined" it all. Which is a shame because she's the "Super Grand Daddy Master Mack"
Is this better Al Nicky?

Well, where to start. Sunday night, Me, Andrew, Allan, Allie and Tiff all went to Tiff's to drink in celebration of her 21st B-day!!!!! I drank a little more then I should have and got completely trashed.
Allie and I shared a toilet while we endulged in a bulimic moment (or however you spell that) She also held my hair back for me after she took it out of the elastic. She fell asleep with me in the bathroom *lol* and together, we somehow wondered back to the living room...we just don't remember how...
Tiff brought me water when I was dry heaving.
Andrew took my drink when I was clearly spilling it on myself
And Allan? ...well he was the one who supplied me with that warm glass of beer which I blame for me being sick. I was fine until I chugged it.
Anyway, the night was overall incredable. I had so much fun. We had a non-sexual orgy. There was lot's of spilt drinks. (Mostly on my clothes) but when Allan opened his mini keg, he did a number on his pants. HA!
The next morning, I was a wreck. The room was still spinning...but we had to go to the boat so Tiff and Allie could get breadsticks, So Allie washed my hair as Tiff gave me a back massage * tks U 2 :) * And off to the boat we went. I crashed on the leather couch out in the back bar while Tim bugged me to start work early. Damn bastard. Eventually I was told I had to start at around 1:30...I was pist. I wanted to quit...I closed that night dammit... Thank god it was time and a half ;)
Anyway, I was feeling sick until about 7:30 that night...
Today Allie and I went for coffee and went parking at the same place The Family hung out together for the first time and watched Crow's as they told us our future *hehehe Allie*
We also found a murder's house :)
Anyway, we're all off to a movie tonight, so I'm going to go get ready.
~This entry was dedicated to all who shared in the drunkeness of Sunday Night~

Ok. So right now I hate the riverboat. It's hell in my eyes...